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Jared
Parts Currently Played: MC and Riff.
Parts Previously Played: At one point or another, all of them.
Joined Cast: December, 2006. It's kind of odd, since my first performance with the Caste was in September, 1997. Yes, I'm really that old.
Previous Casts: Barely Legal
Why did you join the Caste?
Shannon made me do it. It's really not my fault.
What do you have the most fun doing at the show?
Speaking into a microphone. I really don't know why anyone lets me do that.
What would you like to do with the Caste before you retire?
Sell it on eBay.
Give a relatively brief description of yourself to the audience:
I'm the smart ass with the spiky hair.
What have you learned during your time on Caste?
There ain't no such thing as Leftover Crack.
Anything else to say?
The worst song ever has got to be "Holding Back the Years" by Simply Red. If you disagree with that, you're wrong. The worst movie ever is "Fire Down Below" starring Steven Seagal. Somehow, I managed to sit through that whole piece of crap. I don't recommend it. The best actor ever is Dennis Quaid. Seriously, go watch Dreamscape. You should also watch The Ice Pirates, Death Race 2000, and A Clockwork Orange. The worst author ever is Jane Austen. If your English teacher forces you to read Jane Austen, you need to tell them to stop. More kids would read books if they weren't forced to read drivel like Jane Austen, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Herman Melville. I'm thankful for the 21st ammendment to the Constitution. If you don't know what that is, don't thank your history teacher. Fish are pretty neat, although the Subhumans were better than Citizen Fish. Sharks are extremely cool. Anyone who participates in finning should be put in jail. If someone has an original copy of Bastard's "Wind of Pain" on vinyl, they should really give it to me. Leon Czolgosz shot William McKinley. That bastard. The capital of Morocco is Rabat. Shannon is my wife, so don't think you're going to pick me up. She's hot.
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