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Kenny
Parts Currently Played: Eddie
Parts Previously Played: Dr. Scott, Riff (once) but never Frank. Nope nope nope. Never Frank in a Muu-Muu
Joined Cast: Founding member
Previous Casts: None
Why did you join the Caste?
"You want to help carry this in? I'll get you in free."
What do you have the most fun doing at the show?
Making people laugh.
What would you like to do with the Caste before you retire?
"37? In a row?"
Give a relatively brief description of yourself to the audience:
Partially shaven Wookiee. If you want to know what parts, just ask.
What have you learned during your time on Caste?
If you're used to drinking alcohol from an ice bucket, don't stray to other containers.
Marriage is a cop out.
There's a time and place to run a rocky cast. It's just not in San Leandro.
E is bad for you. (Well, knew that before, just got a really good example of why at the show).
Carmelo is a gay man lover. No, he's not gay. He just loves gay men. (still theoretical)
Don't ever, ever play Frank in a multi colored Muu-muu. (proven)
Anything else to say?
Yo, V.I.P. Let's kick it. Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new edition. Something grabs a hold of me tightly. Flow like a hawk... ohhh alright. I'll stop.

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